So we met at a bar. That's the whole story...just kidding, mostly. Josh had been out with some friends, and being a shy individual, he was spreading the vibe at the bar. Actually he was drawing and copying famous poetry onto bar coasters and not really spreading much vibe. You see, he had been recruited to drive an expedition of gentleman in search of 'hotties', and having successfully gotten them to their destination, he was now wasting time until they were ready to go. Sarah had been coerced into going out after a Mary Kay party. She was looking all splendid with her nails and hair all did, and as you can guess, the old guys in the bar were lining up to talk to her; as she was looking very fine. Josh being the insightful person he is, realized that Sarah wasn't into the old dudes, so he swooped in and saved her from the old creepy guys, and promptly stuffed all his coasters and pens and other things into Sarah's purse cause he's strange like that. After gathering up their respective party members, everyone went to Denny's where phone numbers were exchanged, not by Josh and Sarah but their friends who had hijacked their phones. After a thousand or so texts, they had thoroughly seduced each other which at some point escalated into this wedding.

Waiting for the wedding of course!! Sarah and Josh currently cram themselves as well as their three children into a tiny apartment in Rohnert Park. And by children, we mean pets. Xander, aka Mander Doo, aka Mansers, is a four pound Yorkie who likes to kick butt and take names. Leviathan, aka Vivi, aka Vivi Catherine Chaney, is a groggy five pound Shih Tzu who likes to be held....alot. So much in fact, that he complains with a super high pitch bark when he's not being held. Dark Athena, aka Baby kitty, aka Cat, is a super fat kitty that sleeps all the time except for when the dogs are having their way with her. She also loves knocking things off of tables so that the dogs can destroy them. While the animals destroy things, Josh works, installing cable all over Sonoma and Marin counties. Sarah is between jobs, and enjoys getting lean and mean at the gym.

Who knows? Sarah is going to no doubt get a high paying accounting job. Josh is still trying to figure it all out and choose a career. At some point there will be house buying and potentially actual human babies and more animals, and who knows what else. At any rate they are super excited to see what the future will bring.